Pouting Perfection

Inspirational Images, Make-up, seventies fashion, Vogue, yves saint laurent
Blouse by YSL. From Vogue, June 1971. Photo by Peter Knapp

Makes me want to shave my already-quite-skimpy eyebrows off…. Those eyes and lips are just perfection to me. The story behind this spread (and I will show more soon…because they’re all just lush.) is all about fashion and beauty etiquette. This photo is captioned “A lady never makes up her face in public”.

It reminds me of an occasion the other week, when a woman got on the train at the same time as me – and we ended up sitting across the table from each other. She flung her Easyjet ticket on the table, and started doing her make-up. She had about three make-up bags, which had all been poking out from various pockets on her suitcase (which clearly couldn’t be done up properly). I soon realised she was starting completely from scratch, intended to do a full job and also that she only had the time between Clapham Junction and Gatwick Airport in which to do it all. I tried not to stare, but I could almost hear the Countdown music going in my head and it was utterly fascinating.

The most I will do in public, usually, is a bit of a powder buffing and perhaps lipstick. Anything else, I would feel far too self-conscious. I wouldn’t dream of leaving the house without the make-up I needed to be wearing, unless I knew I could nip into the ladies somewhere en route. And that brings me back to this woman. Because she kept glaring at me. As though I shouldn’t be looking at her piling the slap on. Seriously? If you’re going to apply your maquillage on a crowded train, then you can’t expect everyone to demurely look away to protect your modesty.

She managed it, though, and I came very close to giving her a round of applause. Except she was still glaring at me and she looked a bit like Catherine Tate, which scared me as well. Ah well. Well done, random train make-up lady. Hope you enjoyed your weekend in Dublin!

7 thoughts on “Pouting Perfection

  1. Unknown's avatar

    She must have been in a hurry to leave the house! I can't imagine myself ever being in a position to have to do my make up on the train because I'd probably miss my flight rather than leave the house without at least having applied the base/mascara combo meaning I could probably run to a bit of lippy on the train!

  2. Unknown's avatar

    O dear….I always do my makeup on the train….Leave house with not a drop on, then pull it all out on the train or bus. I don't glare though. I am fairly classless I think.

  3. ak's avatar

    Yes that blouse is YSL and it shows; it has to be one of the hottest pieces of clothing that I have seen in a long while. I need a time machine so badly. I would kill to have a collection of everything YSL designed from 1970 to 1989 in my size (ha ha ha)! Red and blue are my fave colours. I love that red and gold compact and I need it! Who made it?

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