Gotta Lotta Totty

legs and co, seventies fashion, Vintage Adverts

As a great lover of milk, peanut butter, cream and raisins (and as a complete sucker for being sold something through the medium of vintage glamour and sex) I feel I must try this drink soon. I wonder if I can insert some rum somewhere along the way as well?

Advert from 1979.

It’s one of those slightly lost concepts, which must seem bizarre to modern eyes. The government protecting and promoting a basic product like milk or eggs, without it being for a particular brand? Madness! My godfather even worked for the Milk Marketing Board, which is now sadly defunct (although The Dairy Council still exists). I still covet a replacement set of ‘Gotta Lotta Bottle’ glasses, which were a staple part of my childhood. Needless to say, all the heavy advertising must have worked well on my impressionable young mind, because I still drink far too much of the stuff.

Hunting around for an example advert, I discovered that the gorgeous Legs and Co were in one and, of course, I simply have to post it here.

Before they were famous: Joanna Lumley

1960s, joanna lumley, Vintage Adverts

Spotting old Joanna Lumley modelling shots could become an addictive pastime, and yet I keep forgetting to scan them in when I see them. No longer! From October 1968.

I’m not sure I know anyone who has inhibitions about jersey, but perhaps it was a big social problem in the 1960s?

Inspirational Images: Steel Appeal, 1970

British Steel, Inspirational Images, jewellery, Vintage Adverts

Ahhhh, good old British Steel. You wouldn’t have thought that the British Steel Corporation would have been able to sex-up their image through print advertising, and I would certainly never have imagined it could look so downright amazing.

Jewellery specially created for BSC by Loughborough College of Art and Design.

The Sunday Times Magazine, August 2nd 1970. Scanned by Miss Peelpants.

Mensday: It’s amazing what vodka can do for you…

booze, Mensday, smirnoff, Vintage Adverts

“…now I’m a very furry film director with a drink problem. Right on!”

Vodka as career advisor and facilitator? I had no idea!

Vodka was my student tipple of choice, but I can’t stand it now. It’s a pretty bizarre advert, but also very evocative. The days when alcohol and tobacco could change your life for the better, if you believed the hype.

Inspirational Images: Blowing bubbles

1970s, clogs, hotpants, Inspirational Images, platforms, Vintage Adverts

Vincel advert, 1972

I basically want to look like the girl on the left, but I’m dubious about my ability to ‘pull off’ the whole over-knee striped socks and hotpant ensemble. Might just stick with the make-up and hair…

Make-up Inspiration: Yardley, 1966

1960s, Make-up, moyra swan, Vintage Adverts, yardley

Mensday: Rave on the Ocean Wave

1960s, Mensday, menswear, six, sunday times magazine, terylene, Vintage Adverts


I’m not entirely sure where to start with this image, so I’m not going to. The copy doesn’t even really make sense, but it certainly makes me laugh. Poor Diana; that can’t be a comfortable pose for being towed, and she’s surrounded by twerps!

Scanned from The Sunday Times Magazine, September 1966

Hotpant Sweetener/Tangerine Dream

1970s, glam rock, hotpants, Vintage Adverts

Personally, I think artificial sweeteners are the very devil, but I cannot deny the fabulousness of the photograph they’ve used to promote their evil ways (yes, yes, I know it’s from 1971, but still…). The bed reminds me of my grandparents’ bed (which I always coveted in a slightly Bedknobs and Broomsticks kind of way), I love the light fitting, mirrors and of course the clothes go without saying.

Mensday: St. Bruno (again)

1970s, haute naffness, Mensday, menswear, Vintage Adverts

Slightly less absurd/offensive than the last one I posted, but only slightly…. From May 1973

This post is especially for the guy who thinks my blog is ‘frightening’. Well, I have to keep up the good work, don’t I?

Guy Day*: Put some clothes on and call the police!

1970s, haute naffness, Mensday, menswear, Vintage Adverts


Things happen after a Badedas bath? Like realising that the only thing scarier than a Peeping Tom intruder in your garden is a Peeping Tom intruder wearing a puffy coral-hued shirt and white slip-on shoes! Advert from 1971.

* Because, as someone pointed out, I have missed two weeks of mensday! The horror!!